klefable:

my phone doesnt like the word fuck so it changes it to

  • fukc
  • fick
  • duck
  • (on rare occasion) dick

Mine prefers fduck

2 hours ago

becuzbacon:

she is petrified and so am i

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via alexandriajean)

2 hours ago
juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

(via yolo-swaggin)

2 hours ago
did-you-kno:

The oldest known goldfish lived to 43 years of age.
Source

did-you-kno:

The oldest known goldfish lived to 43 years of age.

Source

2 hours ago
kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

(via ovvven)

2 hours ago

d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

image

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

image

oh my god

FUCK

(via fuckiin-radical)

2 hours ago

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via thetomska)

3 hours ago
breakinq:

following back tons♡

breakinq:

following back tons♡

(Source: itsgottabelou, via ovvven)

3 hours ago

Anonymous said: Post a pic of your cum in your hand

corpish:

3 hours ago





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